I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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