Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
More tranny stories later!
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
