You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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