There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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