i always forget guys have bellybuttons
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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