Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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