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(248): View more from Michigan

I want to snug with you.

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You want my snuggie?

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(951): View more from California

Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...

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(630): View more from Illinois

all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy

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Order is debatable

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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.

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(678): View more from Georgia

You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.

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Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.

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