Kiss
Puke
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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