I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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