i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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