I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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