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she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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