Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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