yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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