ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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