But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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