Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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