"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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