Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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