If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
third nipple confirmed
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
