Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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