She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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