Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Randomize
