Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Randomize
