Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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