What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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