ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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