I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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