you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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