im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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