so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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