if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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