Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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