You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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