We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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