I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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