North Korea, Best Korea!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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