some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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