I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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