I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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