it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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