I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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