Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
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My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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