is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
farters have to be the big spoon...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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