there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
