Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
