i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I pour the whiskey from now on
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Randomize