doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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