All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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