It's like a parade of train wrecks.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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