i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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