Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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