i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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