you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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