i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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