he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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