wakey wakey hands off snakey
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she peed on how many people?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
The ass gains better be worth it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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